I Found the Email Attached to This Blog

I have been gone. It's been a long time. I am back. No, I won't tell you where I've been. Stop asking. Seriously, stop it.

Since I was last here, the world of comment sections has gone insane more insane. In fact, the unbalanced and homebound who spend most of their days commenting, now have their very own political party and their own candidate for President! Finding high-quality crazy is no longer hard. Which is great, because I have no desire to push my effort level above the 10-15% mark. 20% if I've had a Coke Zero. Man I love Coke Zero...

Wait, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, comments.