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Commenting is a fine art. Remember, re-reading a comment for mistakes is a waste of time and energy.
CEE JAY responding to the thread Is Tommy Illiterate? from the message board of the thankfully long ago canceled VH1 show, Tool Academy:
"I'M WITH U....TOMMY IS A A REAL DUMMY,,,YOU CAN LOOK AT HIM AND TELL HE DID GET PASS THE 8TH GRADE..JUST SEEN 2ND EPISODE AND WHAT A REAL DIC...THE *** HAS A GIRLFRIEND OF 6 YEARS AND COME TO THE SHOW WITH ANOTHER GIRL..IT'S GOOD THE PIG GOT BUSTED, BUT THE GIRL WITH VERY, VERY LOW SELF-ESTEEM STILL STAYED WITH HIM. LOW SELF-ESTEEM IS ONE THING BUT STUPIDITY IS ANOTHER .I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THOSE GIRLS SEE IN THAT SCUM BAG ROOSTER LOOKING 8TH GRADE DROPOUT LOSER.... "
Nice use of all caps. Kudos CEE JAY, you have gone a long way in the quest to rid the world of the "scum bag rooster" that is illiteracy.
Let's face it (or not, it's totally up to you), in these troubling times, finding a role model can be hard. Yet, when that special someone steps boldly into your life, you must hold tight and celebrate your new found hero with the gusto of a man who enjoys dominating those who aren't emotionally strong enough to fight back. What better way to show your love, than to leave a charmingly sadistic note on the message board of an MTV reality show.
From The Hills message board topic Enough with the Heidi and Spencer bashing
lookyhere said
"Spencer is the MAN, I've been having trouble with my GF family. After watching how Spencer was able to isolate heidi from her friends and family i started to do the same with my GF. I am so much happier now that she is more focused on me. Spencer should write a guide book on how to Isolate a girl from her family and friends."
lookyhere...did you ever know that you're my hero?
(Oh, and you're also a grade-A jackass who better be joking otherwise mankind is doomed.)
Hey, we have our first submitted comment. The wonderful Lori sent me this gem. Please read it a couple of times to soak in the joy of discovering your inter beauty and then using that beauty to destroy all those who oppose you.
krznpsk's comment from the message board of the ABC show True Beauty:
"dear tyra banks,i like your show i like how its about people can be really beautiful on the outside but not always beautiful on the inside. i used to believe that i was ugly but after i watched true beauty i realized i am not ugly on the inside i am beautiful person inside.i have learned from watching true beauty that not everyone in this society is fit to live in it. and when we see these people, it is our duty to make them feel low, like the wretches that they are inside.tyra, i spit in the face of people who are not beautiful like you and i are. and by that, of course i mean, beautiful on the inside"
Commenting is a fine art. Remember, re-reading a comment for mistakes is a waste of time and energy.
