I ♥ ♥'s

Lots of fun groups on Facebook. You name it, they got it! From ♥Shitzu Love♥ to David Faustino = Drool ♥, if need the whole world to know that you really ♥ something that in the long run is only of interest to you, then get your sweet ass over to Facebook. (I have got to remember to use the ♥ thing in more business emails)

If you ♥ Jesus, then you'll have no problem finding a place to ♥ him more than you ever have before. Here is a lil' conversation I found on the I love JESUS! If you love JESUS join this group group:

James Wood wrote at 4:07am on February 2nd, 2009

"If im gay, does God still love me? Or am I damned? Honest question here"

Answer:

Wiandra Cloete wrote at 12:49am on February 3rd, 2009

"James Wood a medical study showed that ppl that is gay was born gay if a baby boy was born gay it means that his mother hormones gave alot of estogens and with girls the other way around i belive that God loves ALL the people on the earth even the sinners i mean im not with out sin but God forgives us for our sin and no im not saing that being gay means ur a sinner u didnt asked to be gay if u love God with al ur heart i belive u will go to heaven when u die!"

There is no question that Wiandra Cloete is spot on with her response to this difficult question. Sadly, Wiandra's message of hope and inclusion gets completely obscured by her James Joyce meets ee cummings meets Prince meets kinda stupid person with massive undiagnosed occipital lobe damage, writing style.

Either way, we here at Stupid Galore ♥ you Wiandra.

Taunting people who can't fight back can be fun!

From Citizen Kane (Two-Disc Special Edition)(Amazon)
An Insult to My Intelligence!

May 14, 2005
By Ethan (USA) -

"I'm 45 years old. I have seen so many great films in my life. I think I'm old enough to know what film is good or bad. Who are those idiots calling Citizen Kane the best film ever made???? I wonder how many films those people have ever seen before saying such stupid things like that. It's extreamely absurd."

I am not 45 years old. I have seen a lot of great Amazon reviews in my life, and this is not one of them. I think I am smart/bored enough to know when a review is good or bad. Who are the jerks that write reviews challenging the intelligence of others yet do not take the time to avoid sounding like a brain damaged moron themselves???? I wonder how many reviews Ethan wrote before saying such stupid things like "like that". It's extreamely absurd.

Threads and Stuff, part deux

Lots of people use eBay everyday! It's fun and easy! eBay is the place to be! I love eBay!!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once you're done bidding on the 6 Million Dollar Man action figure that takes you back to a time when you weren't constantly tempted to chase a quart of cheap vodka with a fist full of Chinese sleeping pills (which may or may not contain a seductive/deadly/hilarious mixture of horse tranquillizers, lead paint chips and just the slightest hint of Yak dung), you can head over to the eBay message boards and share your priceless rants.
Today's Threads and Stuff, will focus on The Soapbox section of eBay's discussion board. The following are some of the most popular threads from the past couple months. Please to enjoy.

What do Basset Hounds do all day? Check this webcam to find out:

What Colour Are Your Towels?

Do You Know How Rubber Gloves Are Made?

WHO HERE IS GAY?

Civil War Part II

Would you clone a cockroach?

Check out what I found with the metal detector.

.........have you ever fainted?

Medical Advice Please...

My Ding Dong Has Shrunk

Just to calm your fears, the last one is actually about the snack cake of the same name. Yummy.

Moron says what?

Two and a Half Men. Big show on CBS. Great ratings. Like most message boards, TAAHM's (I think I just made that up. Good for me) is filled with supportive fans who seem to really care about the characters and plot lines. Oh, and then there's this %$#*!*##:

Author:poncita
CBS Community Member Joined: 08/20/2008
11/24/2008 20:32:17
Subject: boycott of Nov. 24th episode

"have you ever watched a Tv show or movie and wonder why was it necessary that a certain situation or relationship was portrayed? Why is it necessary that the girl that Jake gets involved with be black? While people of different races have relationships and some even marry I would hardly put these in the category of "the norm" yet producers and networks insist on foring such relationships down viewer's throats. Why is this necessary?"

-Wow, who knew Andy Rooney was such a virulent on-line racist*? I learn something new everyday.


*I know for a fact that Andy Rooney did not write this comment. So please don't sue me. But then again, if Andy Rooney does sue me I would most likely get a chance to meet him in person, which would be super cool. I did meet Mike Wallace a few years back. Really amazing man, with an unbelievably firm hand shake. I tell you what, when Mike Wallace shakes your hand it stays shook! Ok, back to the Andy Rooney thing. He's an American icon, a WWII vet and an all around great guy. It's just that poncita's post was written in a way that reminded me of Andy Rooney. Oh great, now I've explained the joke thus rendering it not funny. I am just going to stop.

Ummmm...I think you're in the wrong place

A few of the customer reviews on Amazon are weird; this we know. Sometimes you stumble across a posting that is both strange and way, way, way, out of place. Take a gander at this gem, and make sure to double check the "this review is from" line. Oh, and I love the fact that 14 out of 35 people somehow found this review helpful:

JRR TOLKIEN makes his mark in the field of Fantasy, May 11, 2001
By Cherry Blossoms (Japanese Documentarist) (NY) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Mein Kampf (Paperback)

"The Hobbit is an excellent work of fiction. However, many believe Tolkien's masterpiece was brought on by his severe heroin addiction. Clearly Bilbo Baggins is what he views himself as,a dillusional 3 foot tall man. Heroin makes addicts feel as if they shrink, and become thieves, stealing from loved ones to pay for their costly habit. When Bilbo steals the ring of invisibility, it's clear that he feels himself as invisible to his wife. I suggest marijuana."

I suggest rehab.