I Found the Email Attached to This Blog

I have been gone. It's been a long time. I am back. No, I won't tell you where I've been. Stop asking. Seriously, stop it.

Since I was last here, the world of comment sections has gone insane more insane. In fact, the unbalanced and homebound who spend most of their days commenting, now have their very own political party and their own candidate for President! Finding high-quality crazy is no longer hard. Which is great, because I have no desire to push my effort level above the 10-15% mark. 20% if I've had a Coke Zero. Man I love Coke Zero...

Wait, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, comments.

Schadenfreude is for lovers

Having established that certain things are crap, and seeing how much people love to complain about crap, it's no surprise that the 'net is littered with angry comments and posts about said crap.
Yet, there is a special brand of person who will get super-ass angry 13 or 14 times a day, often for no other reason than extreme boredom and/or gas pains. I like to call those people a**holes who spend most of their life leaving bitter and divisive comments.

Here is the process I believe these jerk-heads use:

1)First write the review out on a word processing program and go over the text a few times. I find reading it out loud helps! Make sure to check your spelling!

2)Next stand up and walk away from the computer and take a break for about 15 minutes. Have a spot of tea, or perhaps even a nice cookie.

3)Then return to your desk, slam your hand in a drawer repeatedly, drink a bottle of widow cleaner, scream "I hate (Item/person that does not deserve enough attention to merit any response positive or negative) more than Nazis, the Devil and lukewarm light beer!"

4)Erase every half way intelligent thing you previously wrote and then type as fast as possible with all the force and anger you can muster, leaving no doubt that you are upset in a way that would make people uncomfortable at parties, if in fact you were ever invited to parties. (please avoid dripping blood on the keyboard as they are hard to clean blood out of).

5)Press "enter" in a dramatic fashion.
6)Repeat everyday until you die in a horrible Rascal accident at an all-you-can eat seafood restaurant

Sometimes even a headless cardinal finds a nut

Not all web commentary is vapid, worthless and unnecessarily profane. Occasionally, you come across a product review that hits the nail (or in this case the cardinal) right on the head. I think you will agree* the following is why Amazon has customer reviews. Oh, and it doesn't hurt that it made me laugh 'til I cried. I'm a sick that way.

Perky Pet 337 Squirrel-Be-Gone III Feeder, 8 lb capacity
Bird Guillotine!
August 31, 2008 By J. Morris (Delray Beach, FL USA)

"This bird feeder became a guillotine for one of our cardinals when a black bird landed on the perch and the weigh closed off the hole that the cardinal was eating from... I'd rather feed a squirrel than to kill beautiful cardinals."
I'd rather do neither, but thanks for the heads-up J. Morris!

p.s sorry about all the hack head/decapition jokes, I'm not getting enough sleep.

*If you do not agree please return this blog for a full refund! Offer not available to jerks who disagree with Stupid Galore

2 Bed, 2 Bath, 1 ICBM

What would you do with $50,000? This is the question that was put to the deep thinkers/homebound at Overstock.com. Now in all fairness, most of the answers on Overstock's not-that-overstocked Message Board were very straight forward. Lots of paying off of mortgages and assorted bills, after all these are troubling economic times. But just as my curiosity and laptop battery power were careening towards zero, the glorious light of crazy shone bright through a haze of normalcy:

Re: If you were to win $50,000... posted at 1/7/2009 9:19 PM MST

"I'd pay off student loans, pay off medical bills from October, and use the rest to put down on a decommissioned missile silo. "

Diana
Just in case anyone out there is interested, check out these great deals on Missile Silos! Prices so low, you'd have to be super-extra crazy to pass them up and/or think it was necessary to live in a missile silo.

p.s I will be adding this site to my Amazon Wish List

Who Knew?

Today, we here at Stupid Galore thought it was time to get serious.
To our shock, we have discovered a worldwide scourge few knew existed. Is it the terrible economy? Nope. Global Warming? Not even close. The lack of a high quality scented toilet paper? No way.
The real evil looming over mankind turns out to be: Left-Handed Popes who don't double check the cover of their book before it goes to the printer.

I wish I was kidding.

Check out this kinda weird and totally sad/stupid review on Amazon of Pope Benedict XVI's book Jesus of Nazareth.

Jesus of Nazareth (Paperback)
by Pope Benedict XVI (Author)
left-handed Christ, May 22, 2008
By
Pauline T. Moulder (Pensacola, FL USA)
Jesus of Nazareth (Hardcover)

"The picture of Jesus is from an original work of art. In the original picture, Jesus is blessing with his right hand. In this picture, Jesus is blessing with his left hand. Now when you publish a book, accuracy, at least for the cover photo is most important and easy to spot. A true pope would never allow such a "mistake." Benedict XVI preaches contrary to Catholic Doctrine; He even baptizes people on the backs of their heads, creating invalid baptisms. The heresy in this book is badly disguised as Catholicism, but nobody wants to notice the left-handed antichrist or the left-handed pope and his heresies. The devil must be laughing up a storm. Benedict XVI could show up with red horns on his head breathing fire and still they would make excuses for him. They would probably call it a medical condition."

Sponge Bob's Death Pool

Vacations can be a giant pain in the ass. If you're traveling with kids just multiply your worries by X (x=number of brats - number of xanax you can take without falling into a coma).

Just thinking about it makes me want to burn my passport and run, not walk, to get a vasectomy, but there are ways to avoid having a terrible time on your trip into madness. The travel experts here at Stupid Galore strongly suggest that you do your homework before embarking on a soul-crushing family vacation. Handy websites like TripAdvisor will help you find the right hotel at the right price and in the right location!

Let's say your little booze-induced mistakes worship at the feet of one Mr. Sponge Bob, if so then you might want to look into Nickelodeon's Family Hotel in Orlando. Browsing the reviews yields what you might expect: some people think it's the bee's knees, others think it's the bee's crotch. But one review jumped out at us as not only being hilariously tragic but also tragically hilarious. Before you read the review please remember to keep this invaluable travel tip in mind: Nothing will ruin a trip like warm beer and dead children. Enjoy!

Trauma that we'll never recover from
by: Traveling-Momma5

"Not enough life jackets to accomodate the families that wanted them, and we witnessed a small lifeless boy being drug from the pool, which completely tramatized our family. We're hoping and praying he will fully recover, we were told by the staff that he eventually did begin breathing.
Dirty room, many things broken (lights, phones, refrigerator, safe). Restricted shuttle hours, broken icee machine, broken coffee machine, warm beer.
NOT worth the money, not even close."

Extremely Raw Stupidity!!! Oooh, Yeah!

While taking a stroll through the WWE Forums (that's a pro wrestling website, if you didn't know you're a pencil-necked geek), we came across so many ridiculous comments and topics that we just couldn't fit them all into one post. Thus, today, we are officially launching:

The WWE Ridiculously Stupid and Borderline Racist/Felonious/Disturbing Comment of the Month Award! (or the wwersabrfdcotma-ies for short)

Before we take this magical trip together, it's important to make it clear WE ARE NOT MAKING FUN of professional wrestling or the WWE. Hell, everyone at Stupid Galore spent the better part of their childhood glued to the TV watching superheroes like Andre The Giant, Hulk Hogan, Koko B-Ware and Rowdy Rod Pipper (They Live is the official movie of Stupid Galore).

So, before you send your angry emails and comments, just remember: we hate the player, not the game.

Ok, now that that's out of the way, let's get to the dumbassery!

Here's a beauty from WWE's Off Topic Forum:

In response to the query: Do U Like Mexican Women?

I Whitty 54 {The Chain Gang Commander}

"i know down here they always be having sex all the time and do hardcore stuff and im like.ok i dont want to have sex with u anymore because i might get STD's"

It must be noted, despite the fact that Mr.{Commander} is clearly a syphilitic douchebag, he does have a surprisingly sharp inter-monologue thing goin' on. I mean, he's darn close to becoming this generation's Woody Allen.

He's got the misogyny down.

-authors note: Everyone at Stupid Galore sends out our best wishes to the family of the late great Randy Macho Man Savage. Thanks for all the fun and make sure to kick-ass in the squared circle in the sky.

Unrelated Picture of Chuck Norris

It's that time again! (despite the fact we are not 100% sure if it was ever that time before)
Stupid Galore wishes to honor a few of the stupidest galoriest websites of all time!!!!
These crapholes are so bad that the comments left by people with super high speed internet but no teeth, are usually the most intelligent part. Each week we will introduce you, the "dumb-ass illiterate" (not to be confused with the illiterate dumb-asses we are mocking), to a new site that will have you questioning the value of humanity. If you think about it we are a horrible, horrible bunch. We fight, kill, smell bad (Yeah we're looking right at you France) and create pure evil like One Tree Hill and Ghost Whisperererer....erer. Anyhoo, let the f***t*** Olympics begin!

-If you like politics AND you have frontal lobe damage you are going to love:

WORLD NETDAILY!!!!!!!!!

Aw man, this site is tight! It's got mad skilzzzzz. Come for the stupid, stay for the wacky lies!

NEXT WEEK: We make fun of Alpacas, seriously.

Viva La Something!!

Well, the wait, she is over! We have found a ton of stupid liberal comments on our own (with no help from you worthless lot). Jeez, thanks a million for making us actually have to "work". You suck.
Anyhoo...without further ado, here's a beauty:

In response to The Huffington Post reprint of the AP article:
Doorman Strike Still Set for Mid-April

City of Evil says:

Your req

Rich Manhattanites are the most useless class of humans that ever lived. They spend their whole lives in an environment where everything is done for them, and they never learn basic life skills like cooking food, operating a washing machine, or sweeping a floor. Their survival depends on an army of underpaid workers from the outer boroughs and Jersey. If those workers would take just a couple weeks off, half the rich would starve, and the rest would flee to their vacation homes.

Nailed it! That's right (jerk-face who has most likely never lived in New York City) every single person who lives in a doorman building in NYC is a vacation home-owning-douche, who is apparently unable to operate simple machinery. We've noticed that most progressives dislike conservatives because they often issue blanket statements damning those who differ from them in even the slightest way.
Of course this is totally different, right?
100% of doormen are wonderful, perfect people, and 100% of tenants are evil, common-man hating, fascists, who somehow still voted for Obama in droves and often live in the 20% of apartments that are allotted for affordable housing in many of today's newer rental buildings.

We here at Stupid Galore totally agree with you City of Evil! We should rise up and take away thousands of jobs from hard working people so that your sense of faux moral outrage is sated! Viva la Revolution! Viva la hate-filled speech! Viva la, I am really bored, have a computer and nothing better to do then comment like jack-ass!
Oh and if you actually lived in NYC, you would know that this happens every few years during the renegotiation of the 32BJ contract. Just saying.

Nice Guys Finish Last!

We need your help. We can't find enough stupid liberal comments. Desperation has set in. Sure, we find lots of disagreeable and wordy left-leaning comments, but the site is not called Obtuse Galore. Heck, we found this next gem while trolling through the heart of the MSM beast. What's more commie-loving, lefty-leaning, America-hating than CBS News? Please, e-mail your stupid liberal comments to stupidgalore@gmail.com
In the meantime, check out this piece of racist crap.

From the cbsnews.com story: Obama: "I Can Go to My Right, but I Prefer My Left"

by sandy1973 1 April 1, 2010 5:34 PM EDT in response to an earlier question:Tell us about your successful business

I run a minority owned business I live in Chicago, breed with as many ladies as possible - never marry - only sex enough to get the welfare for my one nighter girls and kids. Oh and under the table I sell a few illegal items. Now my Bro is getting me and my ladies Health Care too ! Obama da Man !

Oh sandy1973! You know the worst thing about this comment? OK, clearly the subhuman racism would be #1. But #2? You just don't commit to the hatred. Where's the passion sandy1973? How about a few more pimp jokes? I don't see one "ho" in here. If you're going to use ebonics, or any patois for that matter, you must stay in that voice throughout, or it just becomes satire and we all know how gay that is.

We here at Stupid Galore see a lot of racism in the comment world, and despite your obvious desire to hate, you're just not ready for the big time. We suggest you start small. Maybe post something about how you think Obama is an "Arab, socialist-loving, monkey" on your local newspaper's website. That way you'll blend in and get a chance to work out all the kinks. It's not going to happen overnight. Be patient sandy1973 and remember: Rome wasn't destroyed by stupidity and hatred in one day.

Revolutionary Stupidity

If any of the following comment is true, then it's time to PANIC!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!! RUNNNNN!!!!!!! LET GO OF MY EGGO!!!!!!!!! Wait, I mean...LET GO OF MY FREEDOM TOAST!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!! WHY DO YOU HATE MY FREEDOM??????? AHHHHH I WAS STANDING TO CLOSE TO MY FREEDOM TORCH AND NOW MY LEFT PANT LEG IS ON FIRE!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHH!

The Detroit News
March 28th, 2010
In response to the article:
Seven arrested in FBI raids linked to Christian militia group

These raids are likely trying to "stave off" an announcement due Mon, Mar 29, regarding the total dissolution of the U.S. Corporation (corruption unlimited) which has been ignoring the constitution. The dissolution will revert our country back to the original REPUBLIC in which it was founded. We become "sovereign citizens" who control our govt, and not vice versa. All 50 states were served papers, plus the military and Supreme Court on Friday. The military is onboard. This means freedom FINALLY for all Americans from the IRS and many other wonderful changes. It appears "the powers that be" and the Rockefellers don't want to lose their vice grip, thus the raidsprior to Monday's announcement of the changes. Each person in office must take an oath to the common law and the constitution, or be fired immediately. Many brave citizens behind the scenes have helped in this effort to free us.

The Restore America Plan was suggested by the military, who worked with the group on this procedure. Citizens from all 50 states are involved in its development.

Hinden, Atlanta, GA

We here at Stupid Galore have a few questions for Hinden:

-How many times in recorded history has a military suggested a coup? Do they send a nice letter to the President? Maybe a cheery gift basket with a card that reads: "We are about to topple your government. This assortment of popcorn and delightful, flavored coffees is our way of saying you have 24 hours to vacate the White House so we can turn it into a Waffle House".

-The Rockefellers? Are you one of those time-traveling cranks I've read so much about in Popular Mechanics? Come on Hinden, join the 21st century like the rest of us. Everyone, and I mean everyone, knows the Reptilian-Human shape-shifters have the most to lose if such a change was made.

-Last but certainly not least: Are you as shocked as we are that Detroit still has a newspaper?

Stupid and Lazy!

Stupid Galore would like to salute the stupidity of the Tea Party Movement but like everyone else on the internet we decided to post a link instead of creating original material. Enjoy.

http://tinyurl.com/ydbm7v6

Get Out and Stay Out!!!!

So how about that Michelle Malkin? Whether you agree or disagree with her strong opinions, you won't disagree to agree that she is a well respected and big-time player in the world of political blogging. We here at Stupid Galore love and are in fact quite jealous of anyone who can convince people to click on pointless internet ads over and over again. Trust us; it's a hard thing to do. We have made nothing so far. Zip.
I mean look to your right..there's a nice juicy ad over there. What's wrong with you? Are you too good to give us your hard earned $.00000001? Cheap bastards...

Anyhoo, here's a ridiculous comment from a recent and thought provoking Michelle Malkin article entitled Black Caucus, white wash.

On October 8th, 2009 at 3:55 pm, Rob said:

You have read “What if” books? Like, “What if Germany had won the war?”

I would like to read a book that looked at the United States today and said, “What if there had been no slavery and the border had been protected?”

But it would probably be too damn depressing…no Crips, Bloods, La Raza, Rap Music, prison riots, free school lunches, welfare, inner cities, etc.

On top of the fact that all of those things (without the same super-cool kick-ass names) would still exist because white people are pretty darn good at starting gangs and riots, demanding free lunches and creating and sustaining crippling poverty, here are some of things we would NOT have:

-Modern American Music. Sorry dude, that includes Lynard Skynard, Hank Williams (Sr. and Jr.) and even that douche bag Toby Keith.

-The Taco Bell, who's parking lot you lost your virginity in while listening to the above music.

-MICHELLE MALKIN!!!!

Dude, I mean, did you not think about this before commenting? If we had been tightening borders for the past 250 years I find it hard to believe that tons of people with the last name Maglalang, no matter how talented and educated they happen to be would have been allowed in this amazing country of ours.

But remember Rob, it's your imaginary silent, bland and racist world, so you are more then welcome to tell us to go f--- ourselves. You wouldn't be the first.

Dumbassery in the UK

With the pseudo-news today that the weaselly, little, redheaded man-kid from the Harry Potter movies survived a battle with the swine flu(i.e. a sore throat that kept him in bed for 5 days) We thought that it was time to focus a spotlight on how the dumb-asses across the pond have responded to this medical emergency. We would hate for anyone to think stupid and paranoid morons only live in America. The fact remains that humans are worthless and intellectually challenged all over the world. Wow, we are bitter.

Oh and thanks again to ireemama for sending in another great comment!

From the UK's The Mirror website, in reaction to every child in Scotland being vaccinated for swine flu:

PraisetheLord wrote:

" Would I trust the Government to inject my child ?,, a Government who bombed London underground and the #30 bus on 7/7, I wouldn't trust them to cut my grass!!30 + 3 trains = 33 = Illuminati, If swine flu came out of a Lab what is there to be gained ? It takes us one step closer to a New Word Order, one World Health Authority, do people really think Aids came from a monkey bite ? these monkeys have been biting folk for years previous to the AIDS virus, so it can't be that !!, I urge all to research this virus, because the signs are quite clear, it's man made !"

See, we always thought that AIDS monkeys were responsible for creating the Illuminati who then used a herd of infected swine to plan the 7/7 bombings. Thanks to our new friend, who seems to love praising the lord more than getting sufficient oxygen to his brain, everyone at Stupid Galore has seen the light. The glorious truth has become so very, very, kinda, sorta, clear! The things you learn on the Internets.

I Don't Wanna Grow Up

The following comment is a perfect example of a pathetic 12-year-old with limited intelligence pretending to be a pathetic 30-year-old with limited intelligence:

From The Cult of Celebrity by Cooper Lawrence on Amazon:

YOU are NOT an EXPERT, May 12, 2009 By Matthew Mowers

"oh my god, this was pure drivel and this book made me and my friends question her as a human being. do a more in DEPTH research next time. not after your famous screw up that i heard about i just couldn't believe anyone was as stupid as that. then your book proved me wrong. im a parent and i know what the esrb is. it has been around since 1996 because of a game called MORTAL KOMBAT. so next time you open your mouth to promote your gutteral crap, just remember that many intelligent people and gamers alike will NOT buy your books"


Oh, sweet mother of crap.

Matthew, you sir, are a top-of-the-line moron.

If you are indeed a parent like you claim, then god help those children. Do the world a favor and do not help your kids with their homework. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if you're in the same grade as your imaginary children. Do you take the same little bus to school together every morning? Does your wife (or in this case Mommy) pack you both the same PB and J with the crusts cut off for lunch? Or are you more of a Lunchables kinda guy?

Matthew please do the following: grow up, get a life and move on. Oh and one more thing brainiac, it's spelled guttural.

The Shallow End of the Stupid Pool

Stupid Galore has tried with all it's might to search the internets for ridiculous comments from across the political spectrum. It quite clear that no one point of view holds a death grip on stupidity. In fact, we're begging all you Real Americans to send us stupid quotes and comments from those Commie-loving-child-killing-fairies we've read so much about. Until that glorious day, here's a great little ditty from a recent discussion on MichelleMalkin.com.

In response to the comment:

Is there a pool on when the first same-sex divorce will take place?

ArizonaNeanderthal said:

"I was going to make a comment about a bath house but that would be vulgar so I won’t. I am not going to say anything about a drowning pool either. Nor will I mention the new state motto on Iowa’s license plates: AIDS-Iowa’s Last Best Hope.
I am being moderate today. I started drinking early. "

Wow Arizona! You are soooooooooooo funny! AIDS! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh jeez I think my sides are going to split wide open! AIDS-Iowa's Last Best Hope! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Oh man ArizonaNeanderthal, nothing is funnier than making light of the more than 25 million people who have died worldwide of AIDS since 1981...

Wait a second...If I'm not mistaken, Family Guy has made it's share of tasteless AIDS jokes and I still love Seth MacFarlane. Plus, I am pretty sure that the show even referred to John McCain voters as Nazis. Oh crap, what the hell am I doing? F**K! This was such a perfect attack on the right wing's lunatic fringe and now my childish need to be even handed has totally ruined everything. Come on man you, of all people, know how much time it takes to cherry pick comments and then make fun of them with no consequences!

F**k me. Why in f**ks name did I even wake up this morning? OK f**khead get a hold of yourself. Just wrap it up and live to fight another day. In the end people are too lazy to read the smaller print anyway. OK, Deep breath and here we go...

Yeah and one more thing you giant douche bag! I hope you drink your humanity-hating-bigoted ass to death! F**k you ArizonaNeanderthal!!!!!!!!!

sweet.

The first nominee for Moron of the Year

I was just over on Perez Hilton's wonderful site and I discovered a gem of an email that Perez posted:

The lovely Mike Pullano (mpullano@cox.net) just wrote in to us, saying:

"You are one pathetic bastard….You should be gassed…You fucken fag….Go play with you little clit…Your Daddy must be real proud or is he a faggot also? To bad Hitler missed them."

Wow. Doesn't that make you so proud to be an American?

Mike, it's clear that you're a vicious bigot who also happens to be functionally illiterate. So with that in mind, here are some reasons why you, Mike Pullano, is in the running for our "Stupid Galore Moron of the Year" award!

1)From the tone of your email, I can extrapolate that you have a lot of practice writing angry letter/emails to people you have never met. So with that in mind, how is it you can't spell "fucken" correctly? It's the cornerstone of the pathetic virulent rant!

2)I always thought a "bastard" was a child that didn't know it's own father? So how would Perez have any idea if his "Daddy" is proud of him, or for that matter the sexual orientation of his father?

3)YOU DECIDED TO INCLUDE YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS ALONG WITH YOUR THREAT OF A HITLER-STYLE GASSING.
(Unless of course the email address is not really yours and you did this all as a taste-less and cowardly prank knowing full well that Perez would publish said address thus causing people to flood someone you hate with thousands of angry e-mails. Either way you're a jack-ass.)

4) Oh and don't even get me started on the pronoun problems. Which "them" did Hitler miss? I mean your beloved Hitler was after a lot of different people so you need to be a lot more specific.

Just remember Mike, even if you don't end up winning the award, you'll always be an A-1 douche bag in our eyes.

The Tall and Short of It

Sometimes an article really brings out the crazy in folks. Recently, the increasingly erratic people over at Burger King ran an ad in Spain that upset the Mexican people. Before we continue let's take a peak at the ad! It makes me sad and hungry, kinda like sex:

The ad features a tall cowboy and a short man in a Mexican-style wrestling costume. The tag line? "The taste of Texas with a little spicy Mexican."

I decided I would check out the coverage on the right-leaning website Breitbart.com because it was the first and only place I went. Ok, with that out of the way, let's have some not-so-good, not-so-clean, not-so-much-fun.

Teachem on Breitbart.com:

"It is not the first time that fast-food outlets have offended Mexican sensibilities. And, I can guarantee you --that it won't be the last time that American businesses insult Illegal scum-sucking dirt-bags that chomp on U.S. resources!!! The pizza shop that I go to has a sign that says, English speaking only, or they won't take your order. That's why I go there, and it's the best damn pizza I ever had!!! "

Wow. I totally forgot that pizza speaks English! Just to back up Teachem's point, here is a partial list of people who came over on the Mayflower:

Humility Calzone
Rustica Fuller
William "Pepperoni" Bradford
Mozzarella John Carver

Next week, we will tackle Burger King and their new "Somali Pirate Head Shot Happy Meal". Yum.

Threads and Stuff #3

Let's take a look at what people are babbling about on the QVC Family, Friends & Relationships forum! What could possible go wrong?

Leash Law for Cats?

It's Spring Break Time on the Beach!

Daily Positive Thread for Tuesday

Poly-Wood Adirondack Dining Chair TSV

Thoracic Outlet Syndrome anyone?

Alcoholism vs. Alcohol Abuse

Can Anyone Help With Florida Cremation Laws/Rules - receiving remains ques

Update on my cats surgery

What the hell am I supposed to say. I mean, it's like shooting cremated cats sitting on Adirondack Dinning Chairs in a barrel. Then again I have to admit I did wiki Thoracic Outlet Syndrome. Oh and to put your mind at ease, Manny the cat's surgery went fine.

Good times.

Waaaaaaaaaah!

Turns out this review is the worst piece of drivel I have ever read:

The Cult of Perfection: Making Peace with Your Inner Overachiever (Hardcover)

The worst piece of drivel I've ever read., March 30, 2009
By R. Carranza

"Sets women back 200 years. I think it's time for this author to put away her Mac and go back to the Steno Pool where she belongs. How many trees died to print this garbage? "

No reason to beat around the bush, here are a few reasons why R's review is a giant pile of crap:

-He complains about women being set back 200 years and then in his next breath, set women back another 50.

-Assumes that everyone uses a Mac. Some people can only afford PC's.
(Unlike whinny trust fund bastards like R . who leave reviews for books they have never even read just because the author hurt their feelings. Boohoo, poor you! Waaaaaaaaah. "Mommy come quick! The scary lady said one negative thing about my toy over a year ago and I still can't get over it because of a cripplingly myopic world view that precludes me from understanding the difference between dialogue and argument!" Waaaaah! "I want revenge, but I don't want to use my name or allow any real back and forth because then I would have take responsibility for my actions." Waaaaaaah!)

-Attempts to use "Steno Pool" ironically.

-Attempts irony.

-Throws in a random environmentally friendly tirade, because he read on a message board that he might be able to lose his virginity before turning 32 by pretending to be "all Green and sh**!"