5.12.2009

I Don't Wanna Grow Up

The following comment is a perfect example of a pathetic 12-year-old with limited intelligence pretending to be a pathetic 30-year-old with limited intelligence:

From The Cult of Celebrity by Cooper Lawrence on Amazon:

YOU are NOT an EXPERT, May 12, 2009 By Matthew Mowers

"oh my god, this was pure drivel and this book made me and my friends question her as a human being. do a more in DEPTH research next time. not after your famous screw up that i heard about i just couldn't believe anyone was as stupid as that. then your book proved me wrong. im a parent and i know what the esrb is. it has been around since 1996 because of a game called MORTAL KOMBAT. so next time you open your mouth to promote your gutteral crap, just remember that many intelligent people and gamers alike will NOT buy your books"


Oh, sweet mother of crap.

Matthew, you sir, are a top-of-the-line moron.

If you are indeed a parent like you claim, then god help those children. Do the world a favor and do not help your kids with their homework. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if you're in the same grade as your imaginary children. Do you take the same little bus to school together every morning? Does your wife (or in this case Mommy) pack you both the same PB and J with the crusts cut off for lunch? Or are you more of a Lunchables kinda guy?

Matthew please do the following: grow up, get a life and move on. Oh and one more thing brainiac, it's spelled guttural.

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