Extremely Raw Stupidity!!! Oooh, Yeah!

While taking a stroll through the WWE Forums (that's a pro wrestling website, if you didn't know you're a pencil-necked geek), we came across so many ridiculous comments and topics that we just couldn't fit them all into one post. Thus, today, we are officially launching:

The WWE Ridiculously Stupid and Borderline Racist/Felonious/Disturbing Comment of the Month Award! (or the wwersabrfdcotma-ies for short)

Before we take this magical trip together, it's important to make it clear WE ARE NOT MAKING FUN of professional wrestling or the WWE. Hell, everyone at Stupid Galore spent the better part of their childhood glued to the TV watching superheroes like Andre The Giant, Hulk Hogan, Koko B-Ware and Rowdy Rod Pipper (They Live is the official movie of Stupid Galore).

So, before you send your angry emails and comments, just remember: we hate the player, not the game.

Ok, now that that's out of the way, let's get to the dumbassery!

Here's a beauty from WWE's Off Topic Forum:

In response to the query: Do U Like Mexican Women?

I Whitty 54 {The Chain Gang Commander}

"i know down here they always be having sex all the time and do hardcore stuff and im like.ok i dont want to have sex with u anymore because i might get STD's"

It must be noted, despite the fact that Mr.{Commander} is clearly a syphilitic douchebag, he does have a surprisingly sharp inter-monologue thing goin' on. I mean, he's darn close to becoming this generation's Woody Allen.

He's got the misogyny down.

-authors note: Everyone at Stupid Galore sends out our best wishes to the family of the late great Randy Macho Man Savage. Thanks for all the fun and make sure to kick-ass in the squared circle in the sky.

I Don't Wanna Grow Up

The following comment is a perfect example of a pathetic 12-year-old with limited intelligence pretending to be a pathetic 30-year-old with limited intelligence:

From The Cult of Celebrity by Cooper Lawrence on Amazon:

YOU are NOT an EXPERT, May 12, 2009 By Matthew Mowers

"oh my god, this was pure drivel and this book made me and my friends question her as a human being. do a more in DEPTH research next time. not after your famous screw up that i heard about i just couldn't believe anyone was as stupid as that. then your book proved me wrong. im a parent and i know what the esrb is. it has been around since 1996 because of a game called MORTAL KOMBAT. so next time you open your mouth to promote your gutteral crap, just remember that many intelligent people and gamers alike will NOT buy your books"


Oh, sweet mother of crap.

Matthew, you sir, are a top-of-the-line moron.

If you are indeed a parent like you claim, then god help those children. Do the world a favor and do not help your kids with their homework. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if you're in the same grade as your imaginary children. Do you take the same little bus to school together every morning? Does your wife (or in this case Mommy) pack you both the same PB and J with the crusts cut off for lunch? Or are you more of a Lunchables kinda guy?

Matthew please do the following: grow up, get a life and move on. Oh and one more thing brainiac, it's spelled guttural.