Role Models

Let's face it (or not, it's totally up to you), in these troubling times, finding a role model can be hard. Yet, when that special someone steps boldly into your life, you must hold tight and celebrate your new found hero with the gusto of a man who enjoys dominating those who aren't emotionally strong enough to fight back. What better way to show your love, than to leave a charmingly sadistic note on the message board of an MTV reality show.

From The Hills message board topic Enough with the Heidi and Spencer bashing

lookyhere said
"Spencer is the MAN, I've been having trouble with my GF family. After watching how Spencer was able to isolate heidi from her friends and family i started to do the same with my GF. I am so much happier now that she is more focused on me. Spencer should write a guide book on how to Isolate a girl from her family and friends."

lookyhere...did you ever know that you're my hero?
(Oh, and you're also a grade-A jackass who better be joking otherwise mankind is doomed.)

My beauty can kick your beauty's butt

Hey, we have our first submitted comment. The wonderful Lori sent me this gem. Please read it a couple of times to soak in the joy of discovering your inter beauty and then using that beauty to destroy all those who oppose you.

krznpsk's comment from the message board of the ABC show True Beauty:

"dear tyra banks,i like your show i like how its about people can be really beautiful on the outside but not always beautiful on the inside. i used to believe that i was ugly but after i watched true beauty i realized i am not ugly on the inside i am beautiful person inside.i have learned from watching true beauty that not everyone in this society is fit to live in it. and when we see these people, it is our duty to make them feel low, like the wretches that they are inside.tyra, i spit in the face of people who are not beautiful like you and i are. and by that, of course i mean, beautiful on the inside"

My Goal

This is a blog about nothing but ridiculous comments left on blogs, message boards and the occasional product. I don't care about the person, topic or item being commented on. It's really just a way to highlight the low lights of on-line criticism. That's it. Enjoy.