Viva La Something!!

Well, the wait, she is over! We have found a ton of stupid liberal comments on our own (with no help from you worthless lot). Jeez, thanks a million for making us actually have to "work". You suck.
Anyhoo...without further ado, here's a beauty:

In response to The Huffington Post reprint of the AP article:
Doorman Strike Still Set for Mid-April

City of Evil says:

Your req

Rich Manhattanites are the most useless class of humans that ever lived. They spend their whole lives in an environment where everything is done for them, and they never learn basic life skills like cooking food, operating a washing machine, or sweeping a floor. Their survival depends on an army of underpaid workers from the outer boroughs and Jersey. If those workers would take just a couple weeks off, half the rich would starve, and the rest would flee to their vacation homes.

Nailed it! That's right (jerk-face who has most likely never lived in New York City) every single person who lives in a doorman building in NYC is a vacation home-owning-douche, who is apparently unable to operate simple machinery. We've noticed that most progressives dislike conservatives because they often issue blanket statements damning those who differ from them in even the slightest way.
Of course this is totally different, right?
100% of doormen are wonderful, perfect people, and 100% of tenants are evil, common-man hating, fascists, who somehow still voted for Obama in droves and often live in the 20% of apartments that are allotted for affordable housing in many of today's newer rental buildings.

We here at Stupid Galore totally agree with you City of Evil! We should rise up and take away thousands of jobs from hard working people so that your sense of faux moral outrage is sated! Viva la Revolution! Viva la hate-filled speech! Viva la, I am really bored, have a computer and nothing better to do then comment like jack-ass!
Oh and if you actually lived in NYC, you would know that this happens every few years during the renegotiation of the 32BJ contract. Just saying.

Nice Guys Finish Last!

We need your help. We can't find enough stupid liberal comments. Desperation has set in. Sure, we find lots of disagreeable and wordy left-leaning comments, but the site is not called Obtuse Galore. Heck, we found this next gem while trolling through the heart of the MSM beast. What's more commie-loving, lefty-leaning, America-hating than CBS News? Please, e-mail your stupid liberal comments to stupidgalore@gmail.com
In the meantime, check out this piece of racist crap.

From the cbsnews.com story: Obama: "I Can Go to My Right, but I Prefer My Left"

by sandy1973 1 April 1, 2010 5:34 PM EDT in response to an earlier question:Tell us about your successful business

I run a minority owned business I live in Chicago, breed with as many ladies as possible - never marry - only sex enough to get the welfare for my one nighter girls and kids. Oh and under the table I sell a few illegal items. Now my Bro is getting me and my ladies Health Care too ! Obama da Man !

Oh sandy1973! You know the worst thing about this comment? OK, clearly the subhuman racism would be #1. But #2? You just don't commit to the hatred. Where's the passion sandy1973? How about a few more pimp jokes? I don't see one "ho" in here. If you're going to use ebonics, or any patois for that matter, you must stay in that voice throughout, or it just becomes satire and we all know how gay that is.

We here at Stupid Galore see a lot of racism in the comment world, and despite your obvious desire to hate, you're just not ready for the big time. We suggest you start small. Maybe post something about how you think Obama is an "Arab, socialist-loving, monkey" on your local newspaper's website. That way you'll blend in and get a chance to work out all the kinks. It's not going to happen overnight. Be patient sandy1973 and remember: Rome wasn't destroyed by stupidity and hatred in one day.