3.29.2010

Revolutionary Stupidity


If any of the following comment is true, then it's time to PANIC!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!! RUNNNNN!!!!!!! LET GO OF MY EGGO!!!!!!!!! Wait, I mean...LET GO OF MY FREEDOM TOAST!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!! WHY DO YOU HATE MY FREEDOM??????? AHHHHH I WAS STANDING TO CLOSE TO MY FREEDOM TORCH AND NOW MY LEFT PANT LEG IS ON FIRE!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHH!

The Detroit News
March 28th, 2010
In response to the article:
Seven arrested in FBI raids linked to Christian militia group


These raids are likely trying to "stave off" an announcement due Mon, Mar 29, regarding the total dissolution of the U.S. Corporation (corruption unlimited) which has been ignoring the constitution. The dissolution will revert our country back to the original REPUBLIC in which it was founded. We become "sovereign citizens" who control our govt, and not vice versa. All 50 states were served papers, plus the military and Supreme Court on Friday. The military is onboard. This means freedom FINALLY for all Americans from the IRS and many other wonderful changes. It appears "the powers that be" and the Rockefellers don't want to lose their vice grip, thus the raidsprior to Monday's announcement of the changes. Each person in office must take an oath to the common law and the constitution, or be fired immediately. Many brave citizens behind the scenes have helped in this effort to free us.

The Restore America Plan was suggested by the military, who worked with the group on this procedure. Citizens from all 50 states are involved in its development.

Hinden, Atlanta, GA

We here at Stupid Galore have a few questions for Hinden:

-How many times in recorded history has a military suggested a coup? Do they send a nice letter to the President? Maybe a cheery gift basket with a card that reads: "We are about to topple your government. This assortment of popcorn and delightful, flavored coffees is our way of saying you have 24 hours to vacate the White House so we can turn it into a Waffle House".

-The Rockefellers? Are you one of those time-traveling cranks I've read so much about in Popular Mechanics? Come on Hinden, join the 21st century like the rest of us. Everyone, and I mean everyone, knows the Reptilian-Human shape-shifters have the most to lose if such a change was made.

-Last but certainly not least: Are you as shocked as we are that Detroit still has a newspaper?

3.23.2010

Stupid and Lazy!


Stupid Galore would like to salute the stupidity of the Tea Party Movement but like everyone else on the internet we decided to post a link instead of creating original material. Enjoy.