I Don't Wanna Grow Up

The following comment is a perfect example of a pathetic 12-year-old with limited intelligence pretending to be a pathetic 30-year-old with limited intelligence:

From The Cult of Celebrity by Cooper Lawrence on Amazon:

YOU are NOT an EXPERT, May 12, 2009 By Matthew Mowers

"oh my god, this was pure drivel and this book made me and my friends question her as a human being. do a more in DEPTH research next time. not after your famous screw up that i heard about i just couldn't believe anyone was as stupid as that. then your book proved me wrong. im a parent and i know what the esrb is. it has been around since 1996 because of a game called MORTAL KOMBAT. so next time you open your mouth to promote your gutteral crap, just remember that many intelligent people and gamers alike will NOT buy your books"


Oh, sweet mother of crap.

Matthew, you sir, are a top-of-the-line moron.

If you are indeed a parent like you claim, then god help those children. Do the world a favor and do not help your kids with their homework. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if you're in the same grade as your imaginary children. Do you take the same little bus to school together every morning? Does your wife (or in this case Mommy) pack you both the same PB and J with the crusts cut off for lunch? Or are you more of a Lunchables kinda guy?

Matthew please do the following: grow up, get a life and move on. Oh and one more thing brainiac, it's spelled guttural.

Honky the Plumber

Here's a little ditty submitted by ireemama! It's actually an interview, but it's so stupid it deserves our attention.

From an interview with Samuel Wurzelbacher from Christianity Today:

Question: "In the last month, same-sex marriage has become legal in Iowa and Vermont. What do you think about same-sex marriage at a state level?"

Joe The Plumber's response:

"At a state level, it’s up to them. I don’t want it to be a federal thing. I personally still think it’s wrong. People don’t understand the dictionary—it’s called queer. Queer means strange and unusual. It’s not like a slur, like you would call a white person a honky or something like that. You know, God is pretty explicit in what we’re supposed to do—what man and woman are for. Now, at the same time, we’re supposed to love everybody and accept people, and preach against the sins. I’ve had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn’t have them anywhere near my children. But at the same time, they’re people, and they’re going to do their thing."

I am so happy that Joe has decided to share his wisdom with us. Here are just a few facts many of us might have been unaware of!

1.Queer is in the dictionary so there's nothing wrong with saying it (other acceptable words in the dictionary include: fag, whore, bitch, cunt, kike...).

2. People don't understand the dictionary.

Apparently it's not a very good read. I hear the plot is weak and the ending is predictable.

Thought there is one good part. The definition of:

Homophobia- irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against homosexuality or homosexuals

3. Love everybody

(except the queers from those queer-loving states like Queerifornia, New Queerk and Iowa. In this case he means both gay and weird)

4. Homosexuals...THEY'RE MADE OF PEOPLE!!!!

5. Children will spontaneously combust if the get within 100 feet of a homosexual man. Lesbians pose no such threat. After all, little Suzie's softball team a'int goin' coach itself.

6. Honky

Sorry, just had to get that in there. Who the hell says "honky" anymore? I mean this guy runs around calling people queer and the best he can do is "honky"? It is totally impossible to say that word 10 times without laughing. Go ahead try it.

7. Honky

8.God is pretty explicit.
You know if God was really explicit, then we wouldn't have so many different types/sects of Christianity (that goes for all of you other religions as well!) If God had a better PR person he would have gone with a short pamphlet or perhaps a catch phrase like "God: Just Don't Do It" or "No Breed, No Shoes, No Heaven"

I know it's easy to take potshots at a honky who hates queers.

That's why I do it.

Goodnight and thanks again ireemama! Remember to email your stupid stuff to stupidgalore@gmail.com