Viva La Something!!

Well, the wait, she is over! We have found a ton of stupid liberal comments on our own (with no help from you worthless lot). Jeez, thanks a million for making us actually have to "work". You suck.
Anyhoo...without further ado, here's a beauty:

In response to The Huffington Post reprint of the AP article:
Doorman Strike Still Set for Mid-April

City of Evil says:

Your req

Rich Manhattanites are the most useless class of humans that ever lived. They spend their whole lives in an environment where everything is done for them, and they never learn basic life skills like cooking food, operating a washing machine, or sweeping a floor. Their survival depends on an army of underpaid workers from the outer boroughs and Jersey. If those workers would take just a couple weeks off, half the rich would starve, and the rest would flee to their vacation homes.

Nailed it! That's right (jerk-face who has most likely never lived in New York City) every single person who lives in a doorman building in NYC is a vacation home-owning-douche, who is apparently unable to operate simple machinery. We've noticed that most progressives dislike conservatives because they often issue blanket statements damning those who differ from them in even the slightest way.
Of course this is totally different, right?
100% of doormen are wonderful, perfect people, and 100% of tenants are evil, common-man hating, fascists, who somehow still voted for Obama in droves and often live in the 20% of apartments that are allotted for affordable housing in many of today's newer rental buildings.

We here at Stupid Galore totally agree with you City of Evil! We should rise up and take away thousands of jobs from hard working people so that your sense of faux moral outrage is sated! Viva la Revolution! Viva la hate-filled speech! Viva la, I am really bored, have a computer and nothing better to do then comment like jack-ass!
Oh and if you actually lived in NYC, you would know that this happens every few years during the renegotiation of the 32BJ contract. Just saying.

Nice Guys Finish Last!

We need your help. We can't find enough stupid liberal comments. Desperation has set in. Sure, we find lots of disagreeable and wordy left-leaning comments, but the site is not called Obtuse Galore. Heck, we found this next gem while trolling through the heart of the MSM beast. What's more commie-loving, lefty-leaning, America-hating than CBS News? Please, e-mail your stupid liberal comments to stupidgalore@gmail.com
In the meantime, check out this piece of racist crap.

From the cbsnews.com story: Obama: "I Can Go to My Right, but I Prefer My Left"

by sandy1973 1 April 1, 2010 5:34 PM EDT in response to an earlier question:Tell us about your successful business

I run a minority owned business I live in Chicago, breed with as many ladies as possible - never marry - only sex enough to get the welfare for my one nighter girls and kids. Oh and under the table I sell a few illegal items. Now my Bro is getting me and my ladies Health Care too ! Obama da Man !

Oh sandy1973! You know the worst thing about this comment? OK, clearly the subhuman racism would be #1. But #2? You just don't commit to the hatred. Where's the passion sandy1973? How about a few more pimp jokes? I don't see one "ho" in here. If you're going to use ebonics, or any patois for that matter, you must stay in that voice throughout, or it just becomes satire and we all know how gay that is.

We here at Stupid Galore see a lot of racism in the comment world, and despite your obvious desire to hate, you're just not ready for the big time. We suggest you start small. Maybe post something about how you think Obama is an "Arab, socialist-loving, monkey" on your local newspaper's website. That way you'll blend in and get a chance to work out all the kinks. It's not going to happen overnight. Be patient sandy1973 and remember: Rome wasn't destroyed by stupidity and hatred in one day.

Revolutionary Stupidity

If any of the following comment is true, then it's time to PANIC!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!! RUNNNNN!!!!!!! LET GO OF MY EGGO!!!!!!!!! Wait, I mean...LET GO OF MY FREEDOM TOAST!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!! WHY DO YOU HATE MY FREEDOM??????? AHHHHH I WAS STANDING TO CLOSE TO MY FREEDOM TORCH AND NOW MY LEFT PANT LEG IS ON FIRE!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHH!

The Detroit News
March 28th, 2010
In response to the article:
Seven arrested in FBI raids linked to Christian militia group

These raids are likely trying to "stave off" an announcement due Mon, Mar 29, regarding the total dissolution of the U.S. Corporation (corruption unlimited) which has been ignoring the constitution. The dissolution will revert our country back to the original REPUBLIC in which it was founded. We become "sovereign citizens" who control our govt, and not vice versa. All 50 states were served papers, plus the military and Supreme Court on Friday. The military is onboard. This means freedom FINALLY for all Americans from the IRS and many other wonderful changes. It appears "the powers that be" and the Rockefellers don't want to lose their vice grip, thus the raidsprior to Monday's announcement of the changes. Each person in office must take an oath to the common law and the constitution, or be fired immediately. Many brave citizens behind the scenes have helped in this effort to free us.

The Restore America Plan was suggested by the military, who worked with the group on this procedure. Citizens from all 50 states are involved in its development.

Hinden, Atlanta, GA

We here at Stupid Galore have a few questions for Hinden:

-How many times in recorded history has a military suggested a coup? Do they send a nice letter to the President? Maybe a cheery gift basket with a card that reads: "We are about to topple your government. This assortment of popcorn and delightful, flavored coffees is our way of saying you have 24 hours to vacate the White House so we can turn it into a Waffle House".

-The Rockefellers? Are you one of those time-traveling cranks I've read so much about in Popular Mechanics? Come on Hinden, join the 21st century like the rest of us. Everyone, and I mean everyone, knows the Reptilian-Human shape-shifters have the most to lose if such a change was made.

-Last but certainly not least: Are you as shocked as we are that Detroit still has a newspaper?

Stupid and Lazy!

Stupid Galore would like to salute the stupidity of the Tea Party Movement but like everyone else on the internet we decided to post a link instead of creating original material. Enjoy.

http://tinyurl.com/ydbm7v6