While taking a stroll through the WWE Forums (that's a pro wrestling website, if you didn't know you're a pencil-necked geek), we came across so many ridiculous comments and topics that we just couldn't fit them all into one post. Thus, today, we are officially launching:
The WWE Ridiculously Stupid and Borderline Racist/Felonious/Disturbing Comment of the Month Award! (or the wwersabrfdcotma-ies for short)
Before we take this magical trip together, it's important to make it clear WE ARE NOT MAKING FUN of professional wrestling or the WWE. Hell, everyone at Stupid Galore spent the better part of their childhood glued to the TV watching superheroes like Andre The Giant, Hulk Hogan, Koko B-Ware and Rowdy Rod Pipper (They Live is the official movie of Stupid Galore).
So, before you send your angry emails and comments, just remember: we hate the player, not the game.
Ok, now that that's out of the way, let's get to the dumbassery!
Here's a beauty from WWE's Off Topic Forum:
In response to the query: Do U Like Mexican Women?
I Whitty 54 {The Chain Gang Commander}
"i know down here they always be having sex all the time and do hardcore stuff and im like.ok i dont want to have sex with u anymore because i might get STD's"
It must be noted, despite the fact that Mr.{Commander} is clearly a syphilitic douchebag, he does have a surprisingly sharp inter-monologue thing goin' on. I mean, he's darn close to becoming this generation's Woody Allen.
He's got the misogyny down.
The WWE Ridiculously Stupid and Borderline Racist/Felonious/Disturbing Comment of the Month Award! (or the wwersabrfdcotma-ies for short)
Before we take this magical trip together, it's important to make it clear WE ARE NOT MAKING FUN of professional wrestling or the WWE. Hell, everyone at Stupid Galore spent the better part of their childhood glued to the TV watching superheroes like Andre The Giant, Hulk Hogan, Koko B-Ware and Rowdy Rod Pipper (They Live is the official movie of Stupid Galore).
So, before you send your angry emails and comments, just remember: we hate the player, not the game.
Ok, now that that's out of the way, let's get to the dumbassery!
Here's a beauty from WWE's Off Topic Forum:
In response to the query: Do U Like Mexican Women?
I Whitty 54 {The Chain Gang Commander}
"i know down here they always be having sex all the time and do hardcore stuff and im like.ok i dont want to have sex with u anymore because i might get STD's"
It must be noted, despite the fact that Mr.{Commander} is clearly a syphilitic douchebag, he does have a surprisingly sharp inter-monologue thing goin' on. I mean, he's darn close to becoming this generation's Woody Allen.
He's got the misogyny down.
-authors note: Everyone at Stupid Galore sends out our best wishes to the family of the late great Randy Macho Man Savage. Thanks for all the fun and make sure to kick-ass in the squared circle in the sky.
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